Halloween and a Joke

If you love carving pumpkins - as my husband does - you will enjoy
this site. I love talent and often wonder how some people come
up with some of their ideas.

My husband carved a flying witch into the pumpkin last year. No
pattern just a pencil and his little carving tool.

Me - I need a pattern to draw a circle. But on the other hand
I am very good at following a pattern and instructions.

The world needs both of us.

Pumpkingutter.com


Ok, I love this joke because it is funny and yet it is so
human. I think we have all at some time wondered if
God was playing a joke on us.


Father Norton plays golf

Father Norton woke up Sunday morning, and realizing it
was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring
day, decided he just had to play golf.

So... he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling
sick and persuaded him to say Mass for him that day.

As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, Father
Norton headed out of town to a golf course about forty
miles away. This way he knew he wouldn't accidentally
meet anyone he knew from his parish. Setting up on
the first tee, he was alone. After all, it was Sunday
morning and everyone else was in church!

At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord
while looking down from the heavens and exclaimed,
You're not going to let him get away with this, are you?
The Lord sighed, and said, No, I guess not.

Just then Father Norton hit the ball and it shot straight
towards the pin, dropping just short of it, rolled up and
fell into the hole. IT WAS A 420 YARD HOLE IN ONE!

St. Peter was astonished. He looked at the Lord and asked,
Why did you let him do that?

The Lord smiled and replied, Who's he going to tell?


I am starting a new set of pages on my web site showcasing
all the wonderful jokes and pictures people have sent me.
I will put up the links just as soon as I get more than one
item on each page.

Sharon